

AssplantBaby I want to serenade you with Shania TwainAssplant
Stare deep in your eyes and make you forget all your pain Girl I can't wait til I get in yo pants Cuz when I do I'm bringin out the eggplant
Slowly work the eggplant up that ass Asshole so wide we can hold Sunday mass Take that eggplant out and it's covered in goo It's an assplant now cuz it smells like poo
Girl I keep that assplant refrigerated Then hold you while your ass deflates Baby then I chop that assplant into little slices Fry it up and serve it with chicken and rice
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Sing as if no one is listening,
Dance as if no one is watching,
Live every moment as if it was the last...
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you are all like justice.
you are all like love.
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She dwelt among the untrodden ways
Beside the springs of Dove,
A Maid whom there were none to praise
And very few to love:
-William Wordsworth
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"Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life." John 8:12
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Je ne suis pas là pour le moment. Veuillez laisser un message après le bip sonore. Je vous rappellerai.... peut-être.
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my Serious Side: ~ThrownOutOfEden
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